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Fri, Apr. 15th, 2005, 04:27 pm

Right you maggots, listen up.

For those of you who don't already know me, I am kotenok. And now your newly-appointed Captain of the Narcotics Corps.

For those of you who think you're hard enough to join this Corps, instructions are as follows -

* Find the best supplier of narcotics possible
* Purchase as much of aforementioned from aforementioned as possible
* Give half to me
* Take the rest yourself

I will be judging you on ability to walk in a straight line whilst trashed, bollocks talked whilst trashed, and how many people's names you remember the day afterwards.

Go forth.

Fri, Apr. 15th, 2005 03:42 pm (UTC)

you still around?

Sat, Apr. 16th, 2005 05:24 pm (UTC)

You need Drug Wars or Dope Wars...or both.

I even have Dope Wars for my palm pilot...as ancient as it is.