Right you maggots, listen up.
For those of you who don't already know me, I am kotenok. And now your newly-appointed Captain of the Narcotics Corps.
For those of you who think you're hard enough to join this Corps, instructions are as follows -
* Find the best supplier of narcotics possible
* Purchase as much of aforementioned from aforementioned as possible
* Give half to me
* Take the rest yourself
I will be judging you on ability to walk in a straight line whilst trashed, bollocks talked whilst trashed, and how many people's names you remember the day afterwards.